I Am Married to the Eiffel Tower

Here's a random question: If you were to marry an object, what would it be? Well, for me, I would love to marry the Washington DC Monument. Why? Because I just love the way it is so pointy and long and white...yeah, I am obsessed with it. My room is filled with pictures of it and everytime I see it, I get so emotional. Actually, I'm getting so emotional right now as I blog about it. I miss it and I am just in love with it. True Life: I am an Objectum Sexual.


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Sike....not my life right there. But did you know that there are actually people in this world that actually are sexually active with objects?? Talk about bizarre and (insert word here)! How did I ever come across this? Well, let me take you back to what I did this weekend...I advice that people who are underage, virgins, Amish,Quakers or McSalad Shakers should not listen to this. If you do then, I commend you all. Anways, my friends, Alexa and Katarina, have "study parties" every weekend (yes, we are that cool) and this past weekend, we got bored with doing homework at one point so we took one of our usual study breaks by going outside the room and chill. At that point, we all looked at each other and asked, "what to do...?" Then, one of us said, "LET'S WATCH A WEIRD DOCUMENTARY GUYS!" and we all said, "YEAH!!! " with facial expressions like this.

We all went back inside and googled "weird- ass documentaries" and my, what interesting sites and videos to watch! We kept looking through the pages until we stumbled upon a documentary called, "I Am Married to the Eiffel Tower." *ding ding ding we have a winner!*


And this is how it all went down....


The documentary follows two women who are attracted to not men, not women, not animals, BUT..*dun dun dun dunn*... objects! They are both attracted to things like fences, church banisters, a ride at an amusement theme park, the Berlin Wall, the Twin Towers, and one of them even had the balls to marry the Eiffel Tower. While munching on crackers and Crystal Light like the apocalypse was getting near, here were our thoughts:




Alexa:"...."

Katarina: "......"

Me: died.


And I am serious when I say that this is REAL...if you don't believe me then WATCH IT...I DARE YOU!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GyOeJ8bo6g



Then I showed it to my boyfriend, Pat, and well...this was his reaction:

Oh well,

C'est La vie <3